stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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